Seriously, if you Couture scrotum suckers haven't figured it out yet that your homoerotic hero is a fuckin' prick then watch CNBC's Ultimate Fighting: From Blood Sport to Bigtime and come back to tell me he isn't (without his MMA figurine up your ass when you comment too).
Every MMA site is afraid to say he's a fuckin idiot and a prick! Who else has the sack but MMA Fever to call it like it really is and Randy Couture is a boner-fide prick.
Why am so hard on the Beave?
When the reporter, Scott Wapner (not to be confused with the good Judge Wapner of the People's Court) asked a few questions to Randy Couture, the prick Couture ignored Wapner instead, choosing to look away at two fighters in the cage sparring at the Xtreme Couture facility looking visibly upset about the hard driving questions that all MMA fans including the homo's that call Randy their hero want to know.
Randy gave a William Shatner (Also knows as Shat) and more recently, Horatio Caine (CSI: Miami baby!) calculated pauses before giving his short answers in a tone deserving of getting whacked upside the head with the end of the reporter's belt buckle.
I mean, Couture wasn't surprised about this interview... he knew it was gonna happen and acted like a complete prick on camera... sorry, Couture acted like himself on camera. Show some fuckin' respect first before you ask it of others you prick!
What a fuckin' prick!
As soon as I get my fingertips on the prick interview, I'll get that shit up here faster than Couture could ever prick someone with his crybaby attitude... and that's lightning fuckin' quick too.
If you missed one of the dullest UFC documentaries with the exception of Lord Prickness, Randy Couture, the CNBC documentary will be replayed again at the following times:
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Sunday, December 16th 10P ET
Monday, December 17th 9P | 12A ET
Monday, December 24th 1A | 4P ET
Tuesday, December 25th 5P ET
Friday, December 14, 2007
Randy Couture's a Fuckin' Prick!
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Greg, you gotta stop beating around the bush and tell us how you really feel about Couture.
ReplyDeleteI won't be blamed for nuthugging that can... fo show!
ReplyDeleteGood article. Who would have thunk it? Couture is a much better fighter that his record suggests but he is not half the man his reputation suggests he is.
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