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Friday, December 14, 2007

Tito Ortiz: The "Celebrity" Apprentice Preview

Goddamn Jimmy!

It's been a couple of days since I bagged on Tito so now that he's on the next season of The Apprentice, I'm gonna root for him because the list of celebrity Apprentices are losers except for Gene Simmons of KISS fame and former Boxing Heavyweight Champion, Lennox Lewis so Tito has a chance at winning something other than a new STD from Jenna Jameson.

Tito says he's gonna use his "Mental Skills" well, I think he's mental for dating a former porn queen who's about as worked in as a a well oiled catcher's mitt so Tito should do just fine being mental on Donald Trump's, "The Apprentice" Season 7 beginning January 3, 2008 at 9:00PM on NBC.

Best of luck to MMA Fever's Hall of Fame "Tool of the Day" inductee!

Here's Tito's Celebrity Apprentice preview:


  1. Dude, why you gotta bag on Tito's hot piece of ass? She's at the top of the porn game and she didn't even do that many dudes to get there (cuz supposedly she prefers women).

    Don't know about you, but I'd hit it.

  2. LOL - Thanks noir!

    I suppose hittin' it would be akin to throwing a hot dog down a hallway.

    No thanks, I need a tighter 'gina than that to rock.


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