Is Sievert Fuckin' with us Again?

If you don't know who Steve Sievert is then you are either new to the MMA online underbelly or simply are a complete fucktard that deserves to have their Sherdog Forums Silver belt retired permanently (and I don't mean Randy Couture retired either) only to be replaced with an MMA Fever "Tool Belt".

Steve Sievert writes for the Houston Chronicle on Chron.com under a little MMA blog titled: Brawl Sports - Ultimate fighting and more

... and more is more like it.

You see, when 95% of the MMA blogosphere had their thumbs firmly implanted up their rectums which helped them to stroke their sphincter for more vanilla mind numbing reporting as they further polluted the MMA online landscape with bullshit news, yours truly said in no uncertain terms, "Fuck You" to the news Sievert reported that Sean Sherk would retain his UFC Lightweight belt despite the steroids suspension according to a source Sievert called, "The UFC".

Well, Sievert is at it again by declaring that UFC 83 which is scheduled to take place in Manchester, England will no longer be held there instead, "The UFC" will be relocating the event to U.S. soil.

This time Sievert's authoritative source is called "a source I spoke with", then Sievert has the sack to say later in his piece that it's "my source" as if to imply that he has some kind of relationship where information flows freely and exclusively with him and his 'know it all about the UFC' source.

Ok Steve, if you're going to spread a rumour then simply state that it's a rumour with a "reliable unnamed source", then the reader is able to determine fact from fiction when you start to pull shit from your anus "2 Girls 1 Cup" style when you don't have anything to write about.

When you're right about "the rumour" then you can reference it in a future post to solidify the credibility of "your source" and your reporting of breaking exclusive news that will certainly increase your readership whenever you drop more MMA news turds in future.

Sheesh man, get with the program!

P.S. Oh yeah, according to my source, Fedor has agreed to fight Randy Couture naked in a Russian sauna under "No Holds Barred" rules.

Lil chil'ren, be careful what you hold on to in a Sauna and also what you read and who you chill naked with too because each one could stain you for life!