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Wednesday, January 16, 2008

Bitch Tits Lambert Likes to Ear-Hole


Ear-hole? WTF?

Yep, ear-holing - not be be confused with "skull fucking" you perverted bastards but a technique used by a fighter in top position to punch to the ears of the grounded opponent.

That's what Jason (so that's his real name) Lambert (23-6) said in a Canadian Press interview about his road to UFC 80 to face Wilson "Who the Fuck?" Gouveia (9-4) yesterday.

Here's what our favorite UFC President and broken record has to say about Bitch Tits:

"He's in the mix,". "He comes out and beats Wilson Gouveia, he's definitely in that (contender) mix too."

Yeah, ok... so is Rashad Evans, Tito Ortiz, Chick Liddell, Rampage Jackson, Forrest Griffin, Lyoto Machida, Keith Jardine, Wanderlei Silva, Shogun Rua, Thiago Silva and a bunch of other dudes that are "In the mix".

I wasn't joking around when I said the best fight on the UFC 80 card was Bitch Tits vs. Who the Fuck? so, pay closer attention next time!

What do I know anyway...

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