Well folks,
the Colonel almost cried today when he read this article posted on Matt Hughes website.
I cried because I realized I might be ghay for visiting this site.
What the fawk is Matt thinking?
1. for making such a ghay site
2. for making such rookie mistakes. Or is that just a kop out? I think Oui its a Kop out.
Well MMA Fever Maniacs its at least worth visiting once for the laugh.
Matt believes he lost the fight because:
1. He did not watch enough tapes of GSP
2. He did not train hard enough
the Colonel almost cried today when he read this article posted on Matt Hughes website.
I cried because I realized I might be ghay for visiting this site.
What the fawk is Matt thinking?
1. for making such a ghay site
2. for making such rookie mistakes. Or is that just a kop out? I think Oui its a Kop out.
Well MMA Fever Maniacs its at least worth visiting once for the laugh.
Matt believes he lost the fight because:
1. He did not watch enough tapes of GSP
2. He did not train hard enough
Dood??? Whatever at least you had faith????
Note: There is a special quote at the top of the page which MMA Fever regular Dion Domingo may appreciate:
"I can do all things through Christ who strengthens me."
Phillippians 4: 13
Dood Phillipeanian Pour 13.
The Colonel
Yo!
ReplyDeleteFor our neighboring Quebecers, Colonel Balz is using sarcasm when he refers the 'Nation of Quebec".
It's a shot at our Canadian political system that has recently given Quebec the distinction of being a nation... but not exactly a nation.
See how fucked up that is?
Quebec is very much a part of Canada and we love Quebecers especially GSP & Poutine.
We also love Quebec for 'the scenery' and the liberal laws that govern the province, most notably, you can party 'till 4 in the morning at a dance club and you can buy beer and wine at the local convenience stores. Also, MMA fights are legal in Quebec unlike our home provide of Ontario.
Here in Ontario, we have stricter laws that prevent the Ontario resident from enjoying their lives without government influence and general annoyance.
For all those reasons mentioned above, we love Quebec and, oh yeah, the chicks are hot too.
Club Super Sexxx misses our friend Michel Dubuc. That's a shout out to Dubbie's hometown of Montreal!
Peace!
Dana White is a Matt Hughes nuthugger.
ReplyDeleteMatt Hughes goes through friggin' Royce Gracie, B.J. Penn and not he's up against Chris, what's his fuckin' name again? Little, Lytle, la, la, who really gives a shit.
This is a blatant set-up fight to prepare Hughes to get the shit knocked of him again if and when he faces GSP and hopefully, in Montreal!
Hughes hasn't evolved as a human being with arms that scrape along the ground, nor has he evolved as an MMA fighter.
How to beat Matt "The Mutt" Hughes 101 - Stand up with him and knock his short ass the fuck out GSP style. DONE!
Matt had his era and his crowning moment was when he beat Royce Gracie who also hasn't evolved as an MMA fighter. Do you smell the irony here?
Jesus and fighting don'y mix BUT... if Jesus were still around, I know he would use his superpowers to dominate the lightweight division.
Ok, now I am going to hell... I hope they pick up Pride down there.
Note to self, others and specifically, Jesus: I was writing from a tongue and cheek perspective and meant no harm to born again freaks or Jesus who's "The Man!".
Sorry Jesus :)
Hail Great Ceaser,
ReplyDeleteyour words of wisdom are inspiring.
I know everyone has appreciated your education about Quebec especially MMA Fever Super Freak Michel "Oui Allo" Dubuc. We will miss him when he returns to his great nation.
By the way I would like to make it clear to all the MMA Fever Fans across the world and in the great Nation of Quebec that you were going to hell much before your posting about Jesus.
Hughes is a great fighter and I am great fan however he lost the fight because GSP kicked his ass and he should not be making such lame excuses.
The Colonel