Only 3 Things Come Out of Texas...

UFC® : Ultimate Fighting Championship®

Steers, Queers and Heath "The Texas Crazy Horse" Herring. Check the link above and I am sure that you can figure which one Heath's opponent thought he was.

Heath said emphatically, "I didn't touch him, I stood there and he kissed me on the lips". "He's kissing me!"

During the pre-fight staredown, his opponent, Yoshihiro Nakao, leaned in and kissed him on the lips. Herring reacted by punching Nakao in the face, knocking him out. Herring was immediately disqualified and Nakao had to be taken from the ring on a stretcher.

Shortly thereafter, Nakao's cornermen attacked Herring and a brief melee ensued. The fight result has since been changed by K-1 from a disqualification loss for Herring to a no contest, as K-1 found that Nakao's kiss and Herring's punch were both fouls.

Note to self: Don't kiss Heath Herring before a fight

*** Just thought I would mention that the UFC website has a bunch of trained monkeys that know nothing about MMA let alone the UFC. Not too sure if you noticed but... the video is captioned above with the name "David Herring" and not Heath Herring. Fortunately, we keep it real (and accurate) around here. ***

"UFC Fight Night - Jan. 25th
Watch UFC newcomer David Herring take on undefeated Jake O'Brien at UFC Fight Night Live, on Jan. 25th at 8pm on SPIKE. (A commercial may play before your requested content.)"