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Monday, May 12, 2008

Wanderlei Silva is DONE in the UFC

Come on, let's get real now and state the obvious and that obvious is the fact that Wanderlei Silva is spent in the UFC.

Yeah I know the sack suckers for the half man-half monkey boy from the jungles of Brazil will swing in here on their Mommy's vine to give their 1 cent about their favorite Pride fighter blah, blah, blah.. ad nauseum.

That's the point -> RIP Pride FC 1997-2007

This is the UFC motherfuckers and ya better recognize the differences between the two or else you'll just be another disappointed Cro Cop, Shogun Rua, Dan Henderson, Sokodjou, Marcus Aurelio, Ryo Chonan, Heath Herring fan.

Yes, I know about Anderson Silva and Quinton Jackson and Big Nog but let's get something straight, those three fighter's style is easily transferable to any MMA organization in the whole freakin' world and that my retarded friends is where the Axe Murderer falls short.

Wandy's claim to fame and also his strength in the sport of MMA is foot stomps, soccer kicks and knees to a downed opponent (Muay Thai clinch against Rampage notwithstanding).

Under the unified rules which governs the sanctioned UFC fights, that shit ain't allowed so where does this leave our lovely little Brazilian half monkey boy?

In a word - defeated.

Wand is up against Keith Jardine who was able to pull off a controversial split decision victory against Chuck Liddell. It was controversial because Keith Jardine should have won unanimously (...and I'm a die hard Liddell fan here folks!).

Wand was able to go the distance with Chuck in his return to the UFC but was defeated in a unanimous decision victory in favor of the Iceman.

Pay close attention 'cause MMA Math does not exist but MMA lectures on Charles Darwin's theory of evolution certainly does apply in this case.

Darwin's Theory of Evolution - Natural Selection

"While Darwin's Theory of Evolution is a relatively young archetype, the evolutionary worldview itself is as old as antiquity. Ancient Greek philosophers such as Anaximander postulated the development of life from non-life and the evolutionary descent of man from animal.

Charles Darwin simply brought something new to the old philosophy -- a plausible mechanism called "natural selection." Natural selection acts to preserve and accumulate minor advantageous genetic mutations. Suppose a member of a species developed a functional advantage (it grew wings and learned to fly).

Its offspring would inherit that advantage and pass it on to their offspring. The inferior (disadvantaged) members of the same species would gradually die out, leaving only the superior (advantaged) members of the species. Natural selection is the preservation of a functional advantage that enables a species to compete better in the wild.

Natural selection is the naturalistic equivalent to domestic breeding. Over the centuries, human breeders have produced dramatic changes in domestic animal populations by selecting individuals to breed. Breeders eliminate undesirable traits gradually over time. Similarly, natural selection eliminates inferior species gradually over time."

Did you get that last line?

"Similarly, natural selection eliminates inferior species gradually over time."

Folks, I've been very vocal, honest and shameless about key UFC fighters who have not evolved in the sport of MMA as I intelligently predicted their demise from the top tier due to the fact that they have chosen to stay stagnant as the sport evolved around them.

Matt Hughes
Tito Ortiz

It's clear that Wanderlei Silva doesn't have the core skills to be effective in the top tier of the UFC LHW division due in part to his lack of skill progression and evolution within the sport of mixed martial arts.

Keith Jardine has the opportunity to erase his KO loss against Alexander Houston by knocking out Wandy in their upcoming bout at UFC 84 Ill Will on May 24 at the MGM Grand Garden Arena, Nevada.

All that's left for the Dulled Axe Murderer is to hope that Rampage Jackson beats Forrest Griffin at UFC 86 on Jul 5, 2008 so he can have one last chance at the title and a huge motherfuckin' payday and retirement party after Rampage dismantles the man from the monkey boy in the MMA world.

Sad really that Wanderlei cannot see or even understand the writing on the wall about his future as a fighter in this sport within the UFC.

Maybe a rematch with Tito Ortiz at EliteXC sometime in the fall of '09?


  1. Damn Greg! I'm a fan of Wanderlei; but what you said is exactly what I've been talking about with my friends lately. And isn't Wanderlei supposedly a BJJ black belt; yet he's never, ever displayed it? Might be time for him to see if he remembers how to do that, and replace his kicks on downed opponents with some effective ground and pound.


  2. Yeah, Chuck liddell took Wand down at will when they fought.

    Jardine is excellent on the ground but Wand as usual will want to stand and bang which is what Jardine and Greg Jackson will expect and counter for the win.

    I like Wand but his best days were with Pride from where I see things high atop my ivory tower.

  3. What's going on here? Premature last rites for The Wandy? That wild Brazilian will make you eat your words when he knocks Jardine the fuck out. Feel me?

  4. Pretty good thoughts. Jardine didn't lose to "Alexander Houston" though -- he lost to Houston Alexander. Not a big deal ...

  5. greg clark is a faggot

  6. It's easy to bash a fighter, call him names and stuff from a computer. Why don't you drop by Extreme Couture and say all that idiotic and racist nonsense in Wand's face?.

    It's really annoying to read your stuff when you may have never trained a single minute in your pathetic life . I can't stand people like you who bashes a legend like The axe murder. I hope Wand's proves you wrong so I can laugh about an asshole like you.

  7. Greg you sad little piece of shit, you bash one of the biggest legends of this sport. Let me clear it up for you

    1. Wand has BJJ but its non-existant?

    Ok then, so is chucks wrestling that you praise so highly.

    2. Chuck took wand down at will?

    Yes he did, then he looked up at the clock and continued to lay on him.

    3. Big words on the internet, why not in real life.

    Please post your pic, PLEASE so i can print it out and whipe my fucking ass with it you trash redneck piece of shit

  8. You could definitely say all this shit to Wandy's face. The dude can't speak English worth a crap anyway. I hope Jardine sends him into retirement or relegates him to some second rate European organization just like Cro Crop and the countless other Pride wannabes that couldn't hang with the big boys in the UFC. As soon as Mir breaks Nog's arm off the ranks of the Pride fighters left trying to compete in the UFC will rightly be dwindling next to nonexistance.

    Chuck destroyed Wanderlei, just like he always said he would. Jardine will do the same.

  9. You're obvious not a fan of this sport, you're just a retard and ignorant racist.
    Btw Brazil is not Africa, google Curitiba you piss of shit.

  10. Greg Clark just make real mma fan and fighters around the world sick and you shouldnt talk about something you dont know shit about!

  11. Here's a threat full of MMA fans disagreeing with this retard.

    My own post is on page 24. I devoted 15000 words to this bitch. MMABrasil would be a good cover. Celebrate yourself dickhead. You are likely making money for the last time off of this blog that I hope every never visits again after this ow life attention whore shit post by the so called journalist that runs it.

    Gotti McCarran from sherdog.

  12. Chuck destroyed Wanderlei?? Greg Clark is that you? its either you or a 12 years old kid....Those Pride fighters that couldnt hang with the Big UFC boys hold 3 of the 5 belts retard and Machida is a soon to be champ too.

  13. Wow...I think someone should show this to Wand and you guys can settle your score. But its ok. We'll have the fight in a cage with UFC rules so that you can take him because he has NO chance without his foot stomps or soccer kicks. Thats why he beat current UFC LHW champ Rampage twice entirely with standing knees....

    Grow up, grow a pair of balls and stop hating on guys that have made this sport what it is. The only good side to this is that now u'll be heckled for any future blog you make like you deserve.

  14. Hey fuck you Clark, show some respect half-monkey-half human? Seriously? Who the hell are you? I hope you never procreate so the Earth will have have to see other people who will inherit your stupidity

  15. Considering Wanderlei would end your life in 5mins if he wanted to you have no place to talk shit

  16. I'm the first anonymous poster in this thread and I regularly post in others. While I disagree with the author writing off Wandy, I am fucking amazed at the emotion of my fellow critics. Everyone calm down and let the REAL fighters settle it in the Octagon. It's gonna be a great fight to watch...

  17. I am with all the gentlemen that see a point or two out of a tonne of bias towards the UFC..

    there are still great fighters outside of the UFC and will always be because of the politics of it all.

    I couldn't disagree more with the author, Wanderlei has many skills but chooses to give the fans what they want. He stands up and brawls with the best of them no matter what size as he fought in open weight tournies, so he should be afforded the rest he deserves.

    I always saw Wandi losing to Liddell for one reason only, Liddell throws straight up the middle counters and has long arms where as Wandi throws looping punches. Chuck showed a great amount of respect by taking Wandi down.. that was a sign that he thought he might not be able to take the all out onslaught that was happening..
    Jardine is no Liddell and he likes to throw looping punches too.. Wandi will catch that chin, up until then it will be a great fight.. don't get me wrong I think Jardine has a great chin.. only dudes with serious power could dent his armour.. and Wandi is just that type of guy.
    I think some of you gentlemen should relax though everyone is entitled to their own opinion no matter how foolish it might be.

    He killed me with Darwian still looking for that missing link are we? It just evaporated right.. Natural Evolution yup I think most UFC fighters will be spawning kids with 10 arms so that they can naturally defend and attack at the same time..
    Dude why is my pet monkey in the zoo not shaving himself throwing on a suit and writing scientific papers to prove that evolution hasn't stopped..?
    How does Non-matter create matter?
    If there was Natural Selection to the point of your conjecture.. you wouldn't be writing this delluded message.
    This is further proof that the broken telephone still works.. because Darin was disproven a long time ago.. Monkey Brains.

  18. Orlando,

    Chuck didn't take Wandy down because, as you write, "...he thought he might not be able to take the all out onslaught." It was a set up for a later spinning back-fist that stunned Wandy. Chuck already had gotten the better of the exchanges in the stand up.



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