M-1 stays strong

M-1 just finished UFC negotiations. The crazy Russians wanted half of UFC's event profits for Fedor to fight.
M-1's business model still strong through '09.

I don't know how M-1 is going to clean up this negative PR. Blogs hate M-1 now that they've gone public with their insane demands. It's pretty obvious they aren't looking out for Fedor's best interests.

I hope Fedor enjoys his life fighting in poverty stricken Russia. Unless some other MMA company wants to give their company to M-1's advancement. Suckers...

Gina Carano's next opponent

The Beauty vs. The Beast




Originality x1000, calm down, jealousy kills.

Fedor might UFC

I heard from my friend the I-nterent.
Fedor might want to make his name known in the USA too.
If I were Fedor, I wouldn't sign a UFC contract. According to all of his previous interviews he cares nothing about fame, money, legacy, dominance...anything I or Ghandi would agree with. Fedor only wants to be remembered as a good person.
In a recent interview Fedor demanded he's "Definitely not the Antichrist to every MMA company".

Fedor sinks another organization

This casualty's name is Affliction.
Affliction Dictionary Definition: A condition of pain, suffering, or distress.
The lure of owning the best can be mind consuming and lead to irrational buying decisions. I've worked up some Fedor equations in an attempt to solve this man riddle, but can't find a pattern.

I curse you with lost brain cells

Football is all about humans making dogs kill each other for human profit. HAHA. Don't watch football it's for stupid heads! (remember back in early UFC 199x that guy punched the Chinese dude in the nuts?) I wish Penny Arcade's creators a slow financial death for their ignorance.
I haven't found a funny comic by these fucks yet, if you find one post it, slave.

He will bully you, and fuck your girl

The original school bully is back! I'm going to start wetting the bed like I never have before...tonight.
This big fucker will hold you on the ground and make you cry uncle.
He rules the playground and will make recess hell. You will not look forward to recess. You will dread recess by the hand of his ungodly reverse atomic w edgy.
He has a mansion in the woods where he pleasures himself to your humiliation. This demonic abomination gets paid to do it and he must be stopped.

You the man Hendo

Pictured left. Dan Henderson preserving his right hand for it's destined purpose of splattering Michael Bisping's motor mouth.
That was one of the most awesome things ever.