UFC 92

Awesome Event.
Rashad Evans wins again.
Pride Nut huggers mourn...

Mir beat Nog?
Nog didn't have an answer for Mir's right uppercut, over and over and over again. Mir studies fight tapes in his spare time. He must have seen something in Nog's stand up. Close to 50% of Nog's career being knocked down were caused by Mir's boxing style. I'm looking forward to both Nog's next matchup as well as Mir vs Lesnar 2.

Jackson beat Wandy?
Both were hesitant in the beginning of the match. Once they both started bar brawling, one connected. Jackson delivered a solid, closed eyed shot. Flip a coin on the bar brawls. Don't fret Wandy nut huggers. Will Rampage go on a God Rampage after a Win? Pray for the children.

Evans beat Forrest?
The undefeated Evans showed up in his usual form. I believe he holds the record for an undefeated fighter being doubted in an indefinate number of times in a row. Evans added another highlight real knockout tonight. Who is his next victim? How many times will he have to defend the belt before he is no longer popularly considered the underdog?

I watched the whole PPV and didn't see one boring fight! That is the sign of an Epic Televised Card. What a Night!!!

UFC 92 Countdown Video

Drool!

Tyler Bryan vs Shaun Parker - Double KO via InsideMMA

UFC FIGHT NIGHT 16 INJURIES

Corey Hill broke his leg. Some other Mother Fuckers got punched. One other guy was asking for broken shit, if you know what I mean. :)

Ibarra has Rampage's secrets, latest Enquirer

"I have the formula that can make Wanderlei Silva beat Rampage easy; easy! And I also have the formula where I think Rampage can beat Wanderlei Silva easy and I’ve always said that. I don’t care how many times Wanderlei beat Rampage and how he beat him, I just know this and I told people because they were telling me Wanderlei was asking for me."

Wow, this trainer is disgusting. Him and Rampage make the perfect dysfunctional couple. Wandy isn't a cheat fuck-tard!

Corey Hill's leg snapping

UFC Fight for the troops, last night.
The whole fight is available on the UFC website.

Rampage on Wandy fight

For the publics' safety, officials should immediately escort Rampage to a mental institute after he gets his skull kneed in. No more dead babies Rampage, it's a bad thing.

UFC 92

Teep Kick

If you don't know what one is, then you haven't watched any of the past 18 or so UFC events. Each time a fighter throws a TEEP KICK! Goldie announces it, over excited, like it almost ended the fight. Then Joe goes off on a rant about kicks being the most underutilized tool in human history. Why can't he pick something else to waste hot air on? A jab punch maybe?

Rashad earning some more green

Most entertaining MMA event to date

If you are trying to get someone into the sport, have them watch this DVD. It's like a highlight real of why the sport is great. Every fight was a potential fight of the night. This does have the infamous "KALIB STARNES VS NATE QUARRY", but it's a perfect example that a performance like Kalib's will doom you, and it's fun to hear the crowd's hatred for Kalib.

Kimbo Slice vs. Seth Petruzelli EliteXC, not UFC

Dana White.......Elite XC Should Be Investigated

People Kimbo would beat with MMA rules

1. Me
2. You
3. Bas Rutten
4. Dana White
5. Gina Carano
6. Your mom and dad
7. Mike Tyson
8. Royce Gracie
9. Roxanne Modafferi
10. Your kids, your future

Frank Trigg thinks he can beat Anderson Silva

Frank Trigg says about Anderson Silva: "He can’t hurt you when you’re inside because his punching power is from his length and he has to be outside to kick. You have to take Anderson Silva down and hold him down. You almost have to fight him like B.J. Penn fought Sean Sherk: Constant movement, peppering him with quick shots. It’s not difficult to see how to beat Anderson Silva. What’s difficult is putting yourself to the task and understanding that the game plan isn’t going to be perfect, and when something bad happens, overcoming that bad thing. If you don’t think you would win, why the hell are you showing up? Yeah, I think I could win”

-MMAFanHouse.com

Trigg lost more blood to his brain than I thought in his losses. Too funny.

Matrix 1, the Utlimate MMA movie

Did you like the scene at the beginning of The Matrix where Morpheus was talking Neo out of his office building on the cell phone? If so, you might like this.

Nick Diaz Vs Gomi

Nick and Nate Diaz both put on some awesome fights. They talk a lot of shit and both entertain in the ring or cage. This is my favorite fight of either.

Affliction garbage

Is Affliction still known for their garbage, smell of the homeless clothing line? Are they known for the home of Fedor? I still attest, a company that relies on Fedor for fame is retarded.
Anyways, I was watching a UFC fight night on SPIKE tonight, and saw a dull Afflication shirt on Bisping. Even as a Rabid MMA fan it took a moment to match the Affliction name with the fighting organization.

Houston, we have a problem, Hardee Har Har

Houston Alexander! Why can't you patch this huge ground game hole of yours. On your feet, you're one of the most exciting UFC fighters, but now everyone knows your weakness. Thanks for the couple of huge KO highlights.

This TUF GOOD

The last season was a little traumatizing for me.

These are my impressions for this season based off the first episode:
Mir and Nog, are intelligent coaches. One is more fluent in English obviously.
Ringside was told to shut the fuck up during fights, especially broken record bullshit, EG. "STAND UP!..STAND UP!..STAND UP!..STAND UP!..STAND UP!..STAND UP!..STAND UP!..STAND UP!..STAND UP!..STAND UP!......."
More talented fighters.
Rampage isn't there as an uptight disaster.
Dana toning it down. It's about a fighting contract, not Dana hour.
Mir is a camera natural, and Nog is genuine.

Who said a chess match had to be entertaining?

I know it wasn't Joe Rogan. Machida andEvans are relatively despised by the hardcore MMA community. These are two of my favorite fighters.
A couple or my other favorite fighters are Tank Abbot and Nick Diaz. I like the extremes. One pair, an extremely brainless pair, the other quite the opposite. All four fighters are "hardcore MMA" rejects.
Anyways, Machida and Rashad will go undefeated until they eventually meet. It will be a true chess match. I'm looking forward to it.

"Inside MMA" video: Will "Kimbo Slice" be exposed?

I'm going to win the fight," Shamrock said. "I'm going to expose Kimbo. Kimbo's going to be exposed in a lot of different ways."

Evan Tanner Died

Fightlinker.com has a great tribute of him going.

UFC 88 Figures

MAIN EVENT FIGHTERS

– Rashad Evans ($120,000/win bonus was $60,000) def. Chuck Liddell ($500,000)
*Evans also earned an extra $60,000 for “UFC 88 Knockout of the Night”

MAIN CARD FIGHTERS

– Rich Franklin ($100,000/win bonus was $50,000) def. Matt Hamill ($10,000)

– Dan Henderson ($250,000/win bonus was $150,000) def. Rousimar Palhares ($7,000)

– Nate Marquardt ($56,000/win bonus was $28,000) def. Martin Kampmann ($15,000)

– Dong Hyun Kim ($46,000/win bonus was $23,000) def. Matt Brown ($8,000)

PRELIMINARY CARD FIGHTERS

– Kurt Pellegrino ($24,000/win bonus was $12,000) def. Thiago Tavares ($13,000)
*Each also earned an extra $60,000 for “UFC 88 Fight of the Night”

– Tim Boetsch ($16,000/win bonus was $8,000) def. Michael Patt ($5,000)

– Jason MacDonald ($44,000/win bonus was $22,000) def. Jason Lambert ($17,000)
*MacDonald also earned an extra $60,000 for “UFC 88 Submission of the Night”

– Ryo Chonan ($30,000/win bonus was $15,000) def. Roan Carneiro ($9,000)


UFC 86 DISCLOSED FIGHTER PAYROLL: $1,270,000

UFC 88 AWARD BONUSES
(as disclosed by UFC president Dana White)
Each fighter received a $60,000 bonus for the following awards.

Fight of the Night:
– Kurt Pellegrino and Thiago Tavares

Knockout of the Night:
– Rashad Evans

Submission of the Night:
– Jason MacDonald

Forrest Griffin vs Rashad Evans UFC 92

Forrest is Rashad's next victim. There were many Rashad doubters in the Chuck Liddell fight.

Rashad Evans Punch Under 761 MPH

The punch didn't reach the MACH 1 required to create a sonic boom. However it was so fast, crisp and impressive the ESPN dude kept creaming his pants, exclaiming "RAY!-shad! RAY!-shaD!"

Depressed guy

You can't fall off a bandwagon much harder than this guy, HAHA!

New shirt for sale

This blogging is too easy

I need a little abuse, let's bring back the comments.

I was a Rampage Nut Hugger

Till this interview DUMB DUMG DUMB.
You and I are a much greater man than this man, who believes he is a "GOD". I hope this is finally proof that you can't trust a person by their religion. Each religion has a book of rules. Atheist's have no "book of rules". I have friends and enemy's from both, trust is on a person by person basis. A living human does not abide by a divine set of rules. A human can only be trusted on a case by case basis, never to be based on their religion.

Why is Kimbo popular?

He was born to fight, just like Tank Abbott. It's all he knows! They don't have to be great. It's in their blood. You can't fake that.

Shadowboxing Around the World

Find more videos like this on BJPENN.COM


As requested by "The Champ".

"The Prodigy" is hosting a contest in which the winner will be flown down to Hilo, Hawaii to train with B.J. at his academy with a few extra prizes here and there I'm sure. The top rated Shadowboxing video will be crowned the winner.

Above is Handsome Howard who gets MMA Fever's vote!

Best of Luck ;)

Enter B.J Penn's Shadowboxing Contest

Muscle Sherk

We will never forget Sean Sherk. You take the roids.

Fedor, Tough Mother Fucker

Fedor Punches with his thumbs, try it sometime. OUCH!!!

UFC 88 vid

Chuck is a confident drunk mother fucker to even 'consider'! a win over Sugar Rashad. I still haven't figured out Rashad's game plan, but I hope he toys around with Chuck a little bit to make it interesting. To win in most interesting fashion he should finish Chuck from the mount. Give the fans something to talk about. I expect a standing ovation for Rich Franklin's entrance for his Oscar winning performance in 'Cyborg Soldier'... The most important movie of the summer, according to NBC, CBS, ESPN, ESPN2, SPIKE, and TIM. It's basically the Scorpion King 2, but substitute Fedor for the director.

A week later... POS wasting my time and still infecting my mind

FUCK YOU!

The Scorpion King 2

This movie scares me with it's cheesiness. But where it truly scares me is in it's budgeting. The movie looks really low budget, but I can't go a couple of TV hours without seeing a trailer for it. TV time is expensive last time I heard. I can't remember seeing more TV trailers before this pile of shit. This was a straight to DVD movie, with a very low budget. Why in the hell would they spend so much money on advertising? Either retards run the show or this is some huge money laundering scheme with the advertising dollars.
Does this relate to MMA? Randy Couture is in it... Depends... Undergarments.

Dana wins again

Does Dana White always tell it like it is, or does he have a magical silver tongue? He appears to do no wrong in public speaking.

Dana still has some learning to do, when compared to the Joe Rogan anti heckler extravaganza.

Herring owned

Yep, Brock basically had a little training session at Herring's expense. It was probably the most one sided, longest beating I can think of at the moment.

I picked Herring to win, now I pick him to beat permanent brain and organ damage. Come on Herring!

Chuck Liddell

After the loss to Quinton Jackson and JardineKeith Jardine most people counted him out. He now has one win over Wanderlei Silva. Will he regain the title?
































Remember, Rashad is Icies next destroyer!
Or challenge :)

Beer and Metal

Shit I'm all about that, sorry I haven't been covering the latest UFC more.

Well (you the reader full of hatred and despise) raise your middle finger and spout some shit. That's true metal!!!
Seek and Destroy, Metallica (before they went cock suck napster ass, singing lessons, pussy whipped shit!)
To appreciate Kirk Hammett soloing ability, imagine his fingers Liddelling you in the noggin.

Competition is good, DUH

Much free MMA, Yipee. Another weekend packed with MMA. Elite XC 'Unfinished Business' is Saturday on CBS at 9 p.m E. UFC 84 'Ill Will' is on Spike at the same time.
Dana claims to have a big announcement during the airing.
Dust off those VCRs and remember EP records for longer than the SP setting.

Fedor vs Arlovski

October 11 Fedor will continue his collection of former UFC champions. Tim Silvia was quickly dispatched in 36 seconds. I don't expect a much different fate for Arlovski. Dana doesn't have the best heavy weight, and he's pissed.

Ultimate Spoilers Section

Comment your Hugest spoilers of the night!!! Did Fedor and Spider win?!?

Deliciously Evil Fight Weekend

Affliction?
Or UFC?

















Choose your Fate!

Brock will lose

Lesnar sticking his neck out for a

Heath Herring

rear naked choke.

The Downward Spiral

How did Rampage go from the next Ali to the GTA 4 killing spree state he is in today? The Ultimate fighter pressure and the fame of being a UFC champion got to him.
He wasn't funny or laid back on the show. I didn't watch most of the season because of this fact. It was painful.

Rampage explanation

Rampage Jackson Arrested

Maybe it was a movie shoot on an open set?

Worst interview ever, one day prior to this incident.

Fedor is too good for the company's good

Hire Fedor and you are doomed.

Megadeth Affliction

Megadeth to perform at Affliction show. Dave Mustaine is a badass metal guitarist and he might be just cheesey enough to pull off this combo. He's been pretty crazy and unpredictable in the past, but Donald Trump might give him a pep talk before his performance to calm him down.
Prediction: Dave to KO the Don.

And the shaved Gabriel Gonzaga cover of the song:

Tito! HAHA

Rashad > All

The interwebs say that Chuck is Rashads next victim at UFC 88.























Respect Chuck. Respect...

Gina's flying knee

This picture makes me horny. Women's MMA has a long ways to go. I could take her fighting more seriously if she could make weight and had less feminine features, sad but true.

Ultimate Fighter Twist

My guess would be he was playing GTA4 on a spectacular 1080p Samsung LCD in the limo. He mistakes a rocket launcher for the 360 controller and explodes the shit out of the limo along with the driver and his own organs. What a dumb ass. Darwin wins. Dana wins. We win.

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UFCs big week announcement

Dana Whites Announcement on CNBC 06-10-2008
Uploaded by bawzz

Dana white can keep drinking as much as he wants to as long as he keeps making this much sense. Well, I guess he can do whatever the fuck he wants, but to keep my respect he has to make sense.
Dana knows how to use and abuse the blogs by now and gets off on his manipulation of them (creating hug buzz on this announcement, one smart SOB).
(Conspiracy theory ahead) It's also amazing how he's been able to defend the sport against the national sports BIG name string pullers.
NFL/MLB/ whatever has huge stake/control in the major sports news casts. The "big dog sports" will only allow new sports into the spotlight on their terms. Sports that don't fork over the company get attacked with each and every broadcast.

Kimbo is the face of MMA today

Google news...Tennis, Horse Racing and Kimbo.

The horses name is Big Brown, huh huh, huh huh...

Brett Rogers Desperate for Kimbo

Add Brett Rogers to the infinite line of fighters hoping for a Slice of Kimbo's Fame. Get in line Brett.
The more jealous people get over MMA newcomer Kimbo's success, the more entertainment I get out of it.
I guy with 3 pro fights garnering more attention than multiple seasons of TUF can create for newcomers. That has to chap Dana's ass.

Faber vs Pulver

Sunday 8pm Central on Versus. Damn that EliteXC got me all tuckered out. How was the Ice Man Special? I forgot to record it.

EliteXC CBS Debut Summary

con·trived –adjective obviously planned or forced; artificial; strained: a contrived story.
Winners to the left, losers to the right.









Bring out those talented EliteXC cheerleaders...










It was Ok for kids to watch. That bald referee sees at 200 fps Predator speed, it always looks like he stops the fight early till you see it in ultra slow motion. (Don Merglioti?) Don't complain about early stoppages all night. What about the Children?!?















Kimbo has surprising ground game and popped the shit out of some Colossus cauliflower ear.





















EliteXC intros are sickeningly similar to...























All of the fights were relatively exciting, we are all winners!