Machida's secret medicine

Tatame , reports a quote from a recent Machida Interview:

“My father [drinks his own urine] for a long time and bring it to us. People think it’s a joke (laughs). I never said it in the United States because I don’t know how the fans will react (laughs). I drink my urine every morning like a natural medicine.”

I knew a Chinese kid that ate his own poop regularly. One day he called me into the bathroom, reached into the toilet and snagged a gray log, took a lick then offered me some, that's when we stopped being friends.

Machida, don't offer me your urine and we're still cool.