EliteXC CBS Debut Summary

con·trived –adjective obviously planned or forced; artificial; strained: a contrived story.
Winners to the left, losers to the right.









Bring out those talented EliteXC cheerleaders...










It was Ok for kids to watch. That bald referee sees at 200 fps Predator speed, it always looks like he stops the fight early till you see it in ultra slow motion. (Don Merglioti?) Don't complain about early stoppages all night. What about the Children?!?















Kimbo has surprising ground game and popped the shit out of some Colossus cauliflower ear.





















EliteXC intros are sickeningly similar to...























All of the fights were relatively exciting, we are all winners!