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Brett Rogers the Badass

This type of pre fight interview is more than enough to get my blood pumped up about a challenge to Fedor's "protected" immortality status. With friends like M-1, WHO NEEDS DUH!?!
This is the most exciting match up that Strikeforce has to offer Fedor, by FAR! Is the business run by a bunch of MMA blog nerds? All of us want to see the most unpredictable/competitive fight ATM. This is it for SF!

Take a few notes from UFC:
1. Build up the fighters with undefeated records a bit.
2. Market the hell out of them.
3. Hype that shit!

For the few and only to respond that didn't get the Gina ESPN post (dense Mother Fuckers).
It was a smash on Photoshopping the hell out of every professional image shoot. I didn't think I was on a different level than that many people. How did you find a job to budget your ISP connection on?

Rashad > Rampage Obviously

Last nights TUF was somewhat of a religious experience for me. It is nice when your long time intuitions are confirmed by the fancy editing of reality TV. The ending showed the ignorant, classless, charismatic, dishonorable street thug (known as Rampage) in true form. Hopefully acting can tame and mask his shit scum persona like it does with so many other Hollywood elites. Shit scum...(fucking sweet description).








Rashad was portrayed as the insightful, educated, strategic hope for the destruction of Rampage wannabees the world over. Nut Hugging this great man, while the world wants to beat him down is fun. But having UFC's reality show convert the masses opinion of him was fucking sweet.

VICTORY IS YOURS RASHAD!














(high fives self)

Gina's facial likeness appears on the cover of ESPN

That stomach is more disgusting than a 400 lb Rhino you wake up to after 13 hot damn 100 proof anal shots. Obviously not Gina's stomach that gets masturbated to on the 14th and 22nd of each month at 2pm whether it lands on a work day or not...I'm flying to Chicago to watch Fedor fight.

Fedor Wins!

Discard the fact that Fedor (Anderson Silva's dad) was fighting a subordinate of his M-1 organization. The skinny employee might defeat fat boss in a real fight. This is true more times than not, but it doesn't put food on the gums.

Griffin's ass whoopin

Anderson Silva's play time. He beat Forrest Griffin's ass and treated like his favorite childhood toy. Dan Henderson (Forrest's dad), is gonna have to lay an almighty ass whooping against the adult that nearly killed his child.










Dan Henderson don't take kindly to that child abuse bullshit.

M-1 stays strong

M-1 just finished UFC negotiations. The crazy Russians wanted half of UFC's event profits for Fedor to fight.
M-1's business model still strong through '09.

I don't know how M-1 is going to clean up this negative PR. Blogs hate M-1 now that they've gone public with their insane demands. It's pretty obvious they aren't looking out for Fedor's best interests.

I hope Fedor enjoys his life fighting in poverty stricken Russia. Unless some other MMA company wants to give their company to M-1's advancement. Suckers...

Gina Carano's next opponent

The Beauty vs. The Beast




Originality x1000, calm down, jealousy kills.

Fedor might UFC

I heard from my friend the I-nterent.
Fedor might want to make his name known in the USA too.
If I were Fedor, I wouldn't sign a UFC contract. According to all of his previous interviews he cares nothing about fame, money, legacy, dominance...anything I or Ghandi would agree with. Fedor only wants to be remembered as a good person.
In a recent interview Fedor demanded he's "Definitely not the Antichrist to every MMA company".

Fedor sinks another organization

This casualty's name is Affliction.
Affliction Dictionary Definition: A condition of pain, suffering, or distress.
The lure of owning the best can be mind consuming and lead to irrational buying decisions. I've worked up some Fedor equations in an attempt to solve this man riddle, but can't find a pattern.

I curse you with lost brain cells

Football is all about humans making dogs kill each other for human profit. HAHA. Don't watch football it's for stupid heads! (remember back in early UFC 199x that guy punched the Chinese dude in the nuts?) I wish Penny Arcade's creators a slow financial death for their ignorance.
I haven't found a funny comic by these fucks yet, if you find one post it, slave.

He will bully you, and fuck your girl

The original school bully is back! I'm going to start wetting the bed like I never have before...tonight.
This big fucker will hold you on the ground and make you cry uncle.
He rules the playground and will make recess hell. You will not look forward to recess. You will dread recess by the hand of his ungodly reverse atomic w edgy.
He has a mansion in the woods where he pleasures himself to your humiliation. This demonic abomination gets paid to do it and he must be stopped.

You the man Hendo

Pictured left. Dan Henderson preserving his right hand for it's destined purpose of splattering Michael Bisping's motor mouth.
That was one of the most awesome things ever.

Why admire Rashad?

In one sentence: A high IQ, high skilled fighter, that analyzes each situation with no preconceptions and doesn't offer canned responses in an interview. A rarity, to say the least. This interview is awesome! It takes me into the mind of a KO'd fighter after a loss. He walks you through the experience like a mother teaching a newborn. Obviously, Rashad has never been close to being KO'd before Machida.
I can feel his pain about being kept awake by a fight. One night a guy cheesed me on UFC 09 by applying and releasing submission moves from the half guard, 10 times in a row till my stamina was drained. Once my stamina was down, he committed to the finishing submission. That night I only got 5 hours sleep. The last three I was wondering how the fuck he did that. I should have just got up, fired up the game, figured out the cheat and gone back to sleep. He's on my "Avoid" list now, oh well.

This could get interesting

What happens when the fastest growing sport in the world won't cave to the established money holders? Dana White is a stubborn/smart/gambling SOB and won't let the established/inferior sports commanders rape him. CBS?
MMA has primarily blogosphere coverage. Seems kind of strange considering all of the water cooler talk.
I consider this struggle for power the same as digital media vs "rape music listeners".
The established vs the educated. Who will win?

Enjoy your time Machida

Was Rashad Evans just exposed? If Machida Karate is your life, you might stand a chance the first time?
Trust me, Rashad's off the chart IQ will analyze and dismantle his perplexed performance. Not even Joe Rogan's Machida chanting spooge has the power to alter Rashad's revenge.
I feel sorry for Rashad's next opponent.

Brutal KO

It's an ankle, knee, gravity, pressed up against the cage with a ghoulish corpsy face montage.
It always amazes me when these fighters go from lights out to a coherent/classy interview in a matter of minutes.
Machida completely dominated Rashad. I liked Rashad's game plan going into the fight, stay on the outside and make Machida come to him. It turns out Machida's range is ridiculous. He's comfortable with a 10 foot gap, and can strike like a cobra in milliseconds. I think a Machida standing in the middle of the Octagon has the first few rows of seating within immediate striking range.

Give it another year and Rashad will be back with a modified game plan to try and take the title back from Machida. However, Machida looks just as unstoppable as Anderson Silva. How can you be so dominant Mr. Machida?

“MACHIDA KARATE”, yells Machida.


...These fight photos are occasionally registering in my brain as UFC 09 game screen shots. I have to do a double take. A little creepy.

UFC Undisputed 09 WOW!

The fighting system for this game is incredible. I'm a long time fighting game fanatic and this game blows Street Fighter 2 away. I'm declaring it the best video game fighting system created in gaming history.
The balance/variety/options/counters/timing/accessibility are second to none. YEEEHAAW! I think I just ejaculated!

Battle of the brains

The pictured scenario is clearly out of the question. Evans will be the definitive victor, but expect some boos from the crowd due to the perceived inactivity.
This is the reaction one can expect when reserved masterminds enter the octagon.
The wild card in this match up: Which mastermind will cave first to the crowds' hostility and 25 minute time limit. I wish these two could battle for days.

Perfection

God's perfect creation. The anti-anti-Christ. Machida worshipers, meet your maker.

...He's better than you. Don't deny it. Look in those eyes and admit your failure as mortals.