Machida's secret medicine

Tatame , reports a quote from a recent Machida Interview:

“My father [drinks his own urine] for a long time and bring it to us. People think it’s a joke (laughs). I never said it in the United States because I don’t know how the fans will react (laughs). I drink my urine every morning like a natural medicine.”

I knew a Chinese kid that ate his own poop regularly. One day he called me into the bathroom, reached into the toilet and snagged a gray log, took a lick then offered me some, that's when we stopped being friends.

Machida, don't offer me your urine and we're still cool.

The American Dream Gina Roads

She looks so good. She fights so good. Can a dumbass manage her? She's an easy pick to take the nation by storm. If I had the money, well I'd have the money. Gina would be my easy marketing, for many of many aggressive womens' events. Yeah, it's dumb that she has both brawn and beauty in the modern age and hasn't killed all pop Brittney fucks for the title. Ass chauvinist producers you have lost due to pride and ignorance.

Check Mate Machida

The ultimate ultimate fighter Rashad Evans has a new toy to play with.

The Rashad Machida poem:
Try to stay standing Machida, you don't have the hand speed.
Run away fast, he'll chase your pee.
Fall on the ground to twitch.
You're now Rashad's bitch.

This is like the fight between Democrat and Republican. No one else comes close to competing at this level.
It's Rashad's most interesting fight yet, he'll get to expose the opponent and others can imitate Rashad in this fight to beat Machida.

Rampage, start training and get ready to pay for your sins.